Skirts Are Short This Year!
Girl going shopping in her short short skirt is SANDRA McPHERSON, the pride of Bonny Scotland.
If you trip up on the way down, you can't say it was because your feet got tangled up in the skirt!
Be like Sandra. Having regained controlled equilibrium, look as if you regard the whole thing with nonchalant indifference.
You will then arrive at the door looking like a well-dressed futuristic shopper of 19??