Janet de Bollet
/Fashion War Communique
Communique No. 47A issued from Modern Gear G.H.Q to Hotpants Division read:
"Instruct Elsie Golightly to advance on Leicester and Nottingham, enemy bombardment of maxi skirts and velvet knickers blanketing both towns and smothering inhabitants. Liberate them."
It was signed by General A. Geary.
Reply from the Hotpants Division was as follows.
"Elsie Golightly gone over to the enemy and velvet knickers. Suggest we send JANET DE BOLLET instead. Janet will slay them. Photographs enclosed as proof." To which Modern Gear G.H.Q replied with communique No. 47B.
"Instruct Janet de Bollet to report here immediately. Where have you been hiding her? Champagne will be uncorked at 19.30, candlelight will commence at 19.45." It was signed Bert.
Spick No 211 - June 1971