Maggie McCully
/Maggie
“Have you dropped her down a mineshaft?’’ A question, that, which is typical of many we’ve had thrown at us in connection with MAGGIE McCULLY. Although we’ve never said so, we now admit that we do indeed make a habit of dropping all Maggies down mineshafts. Girls like to go a long way in this modern world, particularly if they are beautiful, like Maggie McCully, and we’re sure the way from the top to a bottom of a mineshaft is very long indeed.
“No, seriously, you don’t mean all that jazz." Listen, Buster, there’s no jazz about it. Ask Maggie.
"All right. Did you get dropped down a mineshaft, Maggie?"
“But of course.”
“What on earth was it like?”
“Narrow. I was scraped all the way from top to bottom.”
Good old Maggie.