Our Miss Smith
There are any amount of Miss Smiths.
Some are sort of negative, some are quite divine.
Our Miss Smith is simply herself. Ravishing.
Full name? SARAH SMITH. She's a Glasgow girl with a lovely Scottish accent, she works as a secretary and models in her spare time. She wears mini-kilts in tartan recognition of her clan and the loveliest, briefest mini-dresses in delicious acknowledgement of her shapely legs.
She's whistled all the way to the office in the mornings and all the way home at night.
And what's fairer than that?