Trudi Jackson
/Anyone Seen My Tights
Secretary TRUDI JACKSON was at home and looking for her tights.
"Anyone seen them?" she said.
Yes, said the bloke from next door as he looked in at the window, you're wearing them.
"Oh," blushed Trudi, "I forgot."
Her tights certainly looked nice and the bloke from next door thought her knicks did too, and he wouldn't go away until Trudi opened the window and poked him in both eyes with a pot plant.
Spick No 246 - May 1974