Jackie Bolam and Janet Payne
/Northumberland
Northumbria was once an ancient and independent kingdom. Now it’s just the county of Northumberland.
But it still has its rivers and lakes and hills and dales and its hardy people and its flora and fauna.
It also has its blondes and its brunettes. The Northumbrian men are sort of tickled about that. Typical of the blondes who make the place look well worth a long stay for lovers of natural beauty is JACKIE BOLAM. Jackie is nineteen and measures 35-22-34. She’s a typist who likes best of all to browse around among the Northumbrian antique shops. That’s a change from spending all day Saturday listening to the Beatles.
And, we also have another typically fascinating Northumbrian brunette, JANET PAYNE. Janet is twenty-two. She likes swimming, she loves dancing and she’s dead keen on driving fast cars. She works in a departmental store and her statistics measure up to 36-24-36.
Fred let’s go up to Northumbria for the weekend.
Okay, said Fred, I’ll bring the wife too.
Let’s stay home, Fred.