We’re referring to the teddy bear, but SHEILA DORE herself is quite a curvaceous young lady and no doubt if you had the choice you’d prefer to walk out with Sheila rather than Ted.
Alas, Sheila already has a boyfriend. Eighteen, and a typist in the City of London, Sheila has never lost her affection for her teddy bear, and to that cuddly creature Sheila is known as Goldilocks. He’s very fond of the telly and has a current aptitude for the Twist. It comes easier to anyone with wired joints.