Donna Sharp
/I Will See You In My Wig
Pop fan DONNA SHARP of Coventry in Warwickshire has just invested in a quite lovely wig. They're all wearing them. Donna isn't wearing hers in this pic, she's just having a chat with one of her boyfriends.
One? How many has she got, then?
Scores. She happens to be a smasher and there's safety in numbers.
"See you later, Jimmy," she said, "in my wig."
"I'm not wearing any wig of yours," said Jimmy.
"Watch it, comical," said Donna, "or you won’t see me at all."
Well, when he did see her Jimmy said, "Great galloping steamboats, you're groovy, baby, you've got 'em all licked."
We don't know what size Donna's wig is but Donna herself measures 36-23-36. That's what they call the makings of an even disposition. Anyone who differs considerably from this and measures something like 30- 30-37 can resign themselves to the fact that they've slipped.
Spick and Span Extra No 35 - Summer 1970