Michelle Dolan
/It's Lovely in Yorkshire
It's always lovely in Yorkshire, actually. It's got grandeur.
It's got dishy girls.
It's got MICHELLE DOLAN.
Michelle lives in Bradford, she's nineteen and her vitalistics for the mathematically-minded-add up to 37"-21 "-34".
In case you live in Dorset and are thinking of writing to Michelle and asking her to leave Yorkshire to live in a Dorset cottage with you, don't bother. Michelle is quite happy, thank you. Move your cottage to the Yorkshire Moors and propose to her up there, and then she might be so impressed by your burning devotion that she'll think about it.
You can't expect to win the loveliest things in Yorkshire without making some sacrifices.
Span No 191 - July 1970