Hazel Poole
/Bingo
" I say," said the smitten bystander.
A perfectly exquisite pair of legs had just gone by. They belonged to mini-skirted housewife HAZEL POOLE, and the bystander, who wasn't doing anything except waiting for a bus, felt floored. Gad, bingo! he thought.
Hazel's lovely legs go wherever she goes, which makes her ever so good to look at when she's out shopping, or at home trying on a new pair of stocking-tops.
"Are you engaged, wonderful one?" asked the bystander, forgetting about his bus and catching her up.
Hazel coolly informed him she was married and that her husband packed rather a large wallop, and the bystander, a fine upstanding young bloke, sighed and said, "Well, anytime your lovely legs aren't doing anything special please come and stand them in an empty picture frame of mine."
"Oh, sauce box, are we ?" said Hazel and pulled his hat over his eyes.
Beautiful Britons No 240 - July 1975