What a Shower!
There's so much sea around at Brighton that typist ZEE DORCAS can plunge about in the waves almost any time she likes.
Usually she wears a bikini. It was an accident when she plunged in wearing a dress and etcetera’s. She fell over the side of her rowing-boat. The salt water left her all sticky, so she dashed home and went straight under the shower.
What a shower. The best she'd ever had freshened her up in no time and took all the salt out of her undies.
“Well” she said demurely, "it was either the shower or the washing machine, and I didn't fancy being chucked all over the place by the spin dryer."