For all the X-minus fellers who don't have a housewife of their own, our sympathy is unqualified.
They're missing all that is loveliest in life.
We know the most attractive Leicester housewife. She's not only glamorous, she can't half cook too. Her name is MARIA LYNLEY and the man in her life is so appreciative of his good luck he sends her picture postcards when they're on holiday together.
Some men prefer to have model train sets. Mr. Lynley prefers to have Maria. What an acquisition.