Pamela Gastall
/Old Fashioned? Good Grief
It's hard to believe it, but all those lovely nylons girls used to wear with such grace and elegance are positively old-fashioned now.
Fact.
They don't wear anything except these stretch tights these days. It's the mini skirts what done it, like. And getting onto buses. The girls just weren't going to flash their stocking-tops and suspenders for the benefit of all those four-eyed bus conductors.
So, what happened?
They took to stretch tights and the four-eyed bus conductors were left all mortified and chagrinated.
What's chagrinated?
It means Fred likes a bit of the old stocking-tops and suspenders and he doesn't half swear if he is done out of it.
But when you look at PAMELA GASTALL, an aspiring Brighton model of sweet seventeen, and realise that in those exquisite nylons she's supposed to be old fashioned, you can hardly believe it, can you? What a perishing diabolical do-ray-me diddle wallop.
What's that mean?
Dunno.
Span No 182 - October 1969