Marion McGregor
/Oh, On The Bottle, Are We?
Oh, On The Bottle, Are We?
"How dare you?" said MARION McGREGOR.
"We were only coining a phrase to fit the look of things.”
“| only drink fruit juices," said Marion, "they help to keep my measurements static."
"'Whatter?"
"Static, you fool," said Marion, "that means constant."
"What's constant, darling?"
"In my case," said Marion, "constant is 37-23-36. Any other questions?"
"What are you doing tonight, dearest?"
"Washing my hair," said Marion, "and please don't call me dearest at least, not until you've invited me home to meet your mother."
What a cute girl.
She lives in Ayrshire, which is in Scotland, which is full of bonny bunnies, and we've always been pro-Scottish. We like bonny bunnies.
Beautiful Britons No 182 - January 1971