Linda Deane
/Don't Go Away
If there's one thing, we couldn't stand at the moment it's having LINDA DEANE go away.
We're going through a bit of a grotty period just about now, like finding nothing in our little black box and gorgeous girls deciding there are better things in life than us.
If we woke up one morning and read in a newspaper that Linda, our favourite outdoor dolly-bird, had gone off to Greenland it would just about screw us into lacerated finitis. That's some kind of Latin for some kind of depressed fragility and there's no cure except a win on the pools.
Still, cheer up, eh? Linda's doing fine modelling in London and she's not likely to go away yet.
Unless she gets a win on the pools.
Beautiful Britons No 168 - Nov 1969