Rachael Collins
/Rachael and the Birdman
Brown eyes and chestnut hair look lovely on any bird, particularly RACHAEL COLLINS.
And in conjunction with a curvy chassis of 36-23-36 what a pretty picture all over, like. The birdman tapped on the window. A birdman is a goggle-eyed follower of pretty pictures,
"Can I come in?" he said.
"You can get lost," said Rachael, "and if you don’t, I'll call my mum, she's a karate chopper."
"It's cold out here,' said the birdman, wiping the frost off the window to get a better goggle.
"Well, hard luck, you big stiff," said Rachael, and opening the window she clouted him with a marble vase and knocked him cold. He was a literal big stiff in minutes and when the dustmen came along, they collected him up and shovelled him into the chute.