Julia Seymour
/Musical Secretary
Very fond of music is Secretary JULIA SEYMOUR, an absolutely delicious bird who lives near Blackpool.
While others go out at night to try ice cream in the dark or a glide at the Palais, Julia cuddles up in an armchair and reads music and studies sonatas. Still being a devotee of slinky stockings and the necessary suspensory equipment, Julia can relax without worrying about who's looking.
"I'm here," said the cameraman.
"Well, don't look," said Julia, "just take nice shots of me being musical."
"Oh, righty-ho,' said Percival, "and I'd just like to say my wife has got a pair which match yours."
"Mine?" said Julia.
"Your knicks."
"You sneaky dick,' said Julia, "you are looking."
"Only in me view-finder," said Percival.
Spick No 260 - July 1975