Fancy a Game?
Housewife MARITA SAUNDERS isn't just a pretty face in a modern kitchen, she's a glamour girl around a snooker table. That's pool to American readers.
Fancy a game or two with Marita? She'll give you four blacks start, and while you're ruminating on her mini-dress and wondering why it was that you didn't marry a girl just like her, Marita will have potted you right out of the game.
And she'll do it all with a lovely smile and a wizard cue.
It might make you sadly conscious of your incompetence but at least it won't hurt.
Marita is from Croydon, has lovely big eyes and measures 38-24-36.