Joan Paul
/Wanted a Dream Boat
Having got over her passion for collecting vintage cars — they all came apart in her hands — JOAN PAUL decided she'd go in for a dreamboat with an outboard.
You don't have to muck about with sails then or get biffed by the boom or something.
So, she advertised for one and a Greek god turned up. Joan took one look at him, went all dizzy and said "Do you have an outboard?"
"I don't need an outboard to get me going” said the Greek god, "I only need encouragement."