Maria Assin
/Where's The Jack?
MARIA ASSIN had no idea where to find the car jack, and she wasn't even sure what a car jack was like.
Still, she did find a thingumabob that fitted over the nuts.
There was that other Jack. Jack Puddinglass. But he went off with his fishing rod as soon as they arrived.
You can't be more useless than that.
Still. Maria looked ever so nice in her bikini-style ensemble of delicate white and you can't say fairer than that.
Span No 167 - July 1968