Mickey Jines
/Meet Mickey
May we introduce someone we think you'll find different from all those insurance agents who keep knocking at your door?
By all means. I've been having the grottiest time lately; everything has been a dead drag. To make it grottier I got jammed in a tube train yesterday and nearly left my right leg in the tunnel between Charing Cross and St. James' Park. So, as you can imagine, I'm all set for something beautiful to happen to me.
In that case, meet MICKEY JINES, the most fascinating shape of them all in a gingham dress. Hold on there's no need to roll about, all you need do is click your heels and raise your hat.
I can't help it if she floors me. What can I do to make her life beautiful and ecstatic?
Escort her round London. She wants to see the Houses of Parliament Piccadilly Circus and the Tower.
I'll take her by tube. With any luck we'll get jammed in together.
Spick No 174 - May 1968