Tania Webb

Tania

If your sister or your wife would like to know how TANIA WEBB came by her figure of 37"-23"-36"-well, as a matter of fact, it just happened, it sort of grew up with her. "Of course, I eat wholemeal bread and steaks," said Tania, "and that might help." Oh gad, these girls.

Spick No 193 - December 1969

Tania Webb

Mini Fans

No doubt about it, when the mini fashions arrived we were afraid they wouldn't last. Every man who didn't think getting to the moon was the most important thing in life was afraid they wouldn't last.

Paris got quite sniffy about the mini and said it wouldn't last. The Daughters of the American Revolution said it wouldn't even get off the ground, little realising what a phrase they were coining in this context.

But as soon as girls like TANIA WEBB showed just how absolutely irresistible a mini was, it not only got off the ground but went higher and higher.

Span No 176 - April 1969

Tania Webb

Misdirected

Sweet TANIA WEBB was going this way in search of the path that led to the old barn where they kept an old plough and a nice old horse. And Tania was going to hitch the nice old horse to the old plough and carve a few furrows.

Losing her way, she got misdirected by some charming old geezer. He sent her thataway, probably because Tania so took his eye that he couldn’t think straight. He was quite used to misdirecting noisy motorists and sending them down a cart track to finish up in a pond, but his misdirection of Tania was just one of those mental aberrations brought about by being struck by lightning.

So, Tania never got to the old barn, but she did make a lovely wood nymph and spent an elfish afternoon gambolling around bushes and climbing up trees.

We didn’t care. We were in Carlisle eating biscuits at the time.