A Mini is a Mini
Young Hampshire housewife JENNY PIPER lives in a fascinatingly rural village, where a stream chuckles its way around the cottages.
But Jenny is quite with it as far as eye-catching gear is concerned. With her long legs, Jenny fits into a mini as if the fashion was made just for her. Bewitchingly, she believes a mini is a mini and you can't compromise.
This is Jenny in her mini that's a mini.
Hence the expression, "Ah, knickers."
"Well, yes, I know they show," said Jenny, "but you don't have to look if you don't want to."
She's joking, of course.