Greta Berry
/How's Your Filing System?
If you're suffering from a surfeit of monumental ineptitude on the part of the erk who looks after your filing system, try giving him or her a monumental talking to.
It probably won't do any good as he or she is almost certain to be only there for the money. It's better to make a clean break before the whole office assumes the look of a paper mill in eruption.
"That's it, then, Perkins my girl, you can take a week's notice from today".
"Oh sir, but why?"
"Because you're useless, girl, useless."
"What d’you want for twelve pounds a week, then, a computer?"
It's shriekingly unbearable when they're not only useless but saucy as well. Your best bet is to look around for someone like GRETA BERRY. Greta is a lovely office clerk who brings efficiency to the scene, to say nothing of charm. She's a twenty-year-old dolly with the longest, loveliest legs that get her around the office like a flowing dream.