Helen Jones
/Music Lover
One of the leading lights of London at the moment is HELEN JONES. She's a genuine swinger. Wherever there's something going on that's at all worthwhile, you can bet your psychedelic pink shirt that Helen will be conspicuously ravishing.
She's a model with a big London agency and appeared in the film 'Love Variations'. That was a genuine swinger too.
Helen is twenty-one, lives in North London and is a music lover. She adores both classical and underground music.
Underground? You mean on a tube train?
"Great tombstones," said Helen "how long have you been dead?"
That, of course, proves that if you don't speak the language of the swingers you might as well spend your time in museums.
Ah well, you can always sort out a nice, sympathetic mummy to talk to.