Sandra Norvic

I Say, Miss

Salesgirl SANDRA NORVIC of Middlesex heard the call behind her.
"I say, miss!"
"Yes?" smiled Sandra over her shoulder.
Up came Jonathan Burntwhistle, a gay old geezer of sixty or so.
"Er—I thought you ought to know-um-that your dress—I say, it's hot, ain't it?" He dabbed his russet forehead.
"What's bothering you?" smiled Sandra, the sweetest 18-year-old dolly anyone could wish to meet by an old mill stream.
"Ah—er—you're all hooked up," said Mr. Burntwhistle.
"Oh, dear," blushed Sandra, "how embarrassing." "I ain't exactly embarrassed," he coughed, "in fact, I ain't seen such a nice pair of black silk knickers since Dora Tippledown fell off the swings in nineteen hundred and twelve."
"How sweet of you to notice," smiled Sandra and patted him on the head and sent him on his way.

Spick No 262 - September 1975

Nicola Taylor

Tight Squeeze For Nicola

These two pictures were featured in Span No. 243, during the twilight of ToCo’s run. They were probably taken much earlier, as they were certainly in the business of regurgitating pictures at this time that had not been used from earlier sets. 

There is no mumbo jumbo attached to them; they were just being used to advertise the sale of prints and to fill space. 

Nicola is clearly wearing tights with her knickers over the top, which was more common when tights were starting to become more popular.

Span No 243 - November 1974

Jan Warner

P.T. Pet

It's nice to be in Wales now, bach. Nice and invigorating. Well, it is at a certain summer school where the physical training instructor happens to be JAN WARNER, gymslip and all.
But fellers who roll up thinking what a dish don't half get the palsied vertigo-colloquial language for the shakes when she gets them hooted and booted into their first P.T. session of the day, which happens to be well before breakfast.
It's all strictly tutorial with Jan. She's only got one thought as far as the male students are concerned, and that's to lick them all into a decent shape.
What a pet.
We took these pin-up pics of her just to let you see what lovely legs she's got and that she's in utterly enchanting shape herself.

Spick No 262 - September 1975

Margaret Wade

Additional

We did give you some shots of MARGARET WADE in our January issue, and berserk readers kept ringing up to ask for more. Well, we found some additional shots of Margaret-indoor pics this time-and here they are. Only this time don't sound so hysterical on the phone.

Just to remind you, Margaret is a receptionist and a lover of the countryside, and if you ever see a horse looking particularly handsome because of its rider, and the location is Sussex, then it could be Margaret out for a gallop over the Downs.

Beautiful Britons No 184 - March 1971

Sara Stuart

Is That Better

Is what better?
The telly, silly. Is the picture better?
The young man said that as far as he was concerned the television was entirely non-existent, since he had never believed that any inanimate man-made object, no matter how many dials and wires it had, could be regarded as real when compared with that which was a gift of nature.
SARA STUART, Ayrshire girl, thought he was trying to give a lecture on social welfare. Beautiful but by no means vain, Sara had no idea just how much better she looked than the television set.
The young man, quite earnestly absorbed in his subject, went on about tramcars and monuments, lucidly dissecting the argument that these things can be looked at with sympathy and admiration, and emphasising his own argument about things that really mattered.
At the end of it all Sara, a secretary with a liking for classical music, said she supposed that what he meant was that he wasn't bothered about the television programme.
"Oh good," said the young man, "you've caught on. How about coming out to dinner with me?'
"I was beginning to think,' said Sara,' that you'd never ask.'

Beautiful Britons No 181 - 1970

Samantha Brown

What Could Be More Appropriate?

Life is full of intriguing little surprises.

When we found SAMANTHA BROWN she herself was a delicious surprise, because we were actually looking for a surplus beer barrel in a coopers' yard. We wanted to go over Niagara Falls in it and get our name in the North American papers. Anyway, we couldn't find one comfortable enough, so we gave up and bumped into this delicious surprise, who turned out to be a lovely Hampshire girl.

Samantha provided the intriguing little surprise because we found out that as a pin-up girl, with a particular flair for modelling lingerie, she is also a part-time underwear representative. Yes indeed, what could be more appropriate than that?

Samantha is twenty-five, and a happy housewife with what her husband calls a divine talent for gardening.

Beautiful Britons No 184 - March 1971

Pamela Gastall

Country Cousin

When our country cousin Ella came to stay for a week, everything turned into something like the last days of Pompeii. Ella was a great big girl whose main activity on the farm was showing fractious bulls who was the boss. She could eat some of them for lunch. Every window in our house was flung open night and day, and she made the beds like haystacks. She threw out everything she said wasn't healthy, like canned milk and Sunday supplements, and exchanged all our contemporary furniture for chairs and tables made out of obsolete milk churns.

But not everybody's country cousin is like that. PAMELA GASTALL is someone's lovely country cousin from Sussex, and if there's one thing we're certain of she makes her farm milk churns look anything but obsolete. She's a gorgeously sweet seventeen, she's kind to all the bulls and cows, and gallops deliriously o'er the downs on her horse.

How would you like a country cousin like Pam? Don't apply to us, write to Father Christmas-but only if you've been good.

In addition to everything we've already said, Pam's opinion is that the rat race in rural areas is mainly confined to bunnies. You may consider that ridiculous, but if you were a doe and were being chased up hill and down dale by every buck for miles around, what would you think of civilisation?

The question is rather rhetorical. It's merely posed to make you think.

Span No 186 - February 1970

Fiona Stuart

Fiona

Extremely pretty is FIONA STUART, who comes from Ayrshire and got her creamy complexion from all that Highland air. Fiona has been so popular with readers that we picture her again for all her fans, and if you know any girl who makes a prettier pin-up pic than she does, then you're so lucky you ought to make a large donation to a deserving charity.
Spick No 262 - September 1975

Clare London

Jazzy

There's still a future for stockings. Stretch tights haven't yet completely ousted them, as CLARE LONDON shows. The manufacturers are jazzing them up something smashing, says Clare.

Clare is from Middlesex, is married and is also wedded to her mini-skirts. Who wants jazzed-up stockings hidden by a maxi?

Beautiful Britons No 184 - March 1971

Ruth Cavendish

Come And See Us - Anytime

Yes, anytime our popular RUTH CAVENDISH can make it down South from her Glasgow home, we'd be absolutely tickled.
Naturally, we'd return the compliment.
"No, don't," said Ruth, "I go mad when I'm tickled and then all terribly weak."
"Honestly?"
"Well, when I was a lovely schoolgirl," said Ruth, "that Bryan McGregor and that lan McCuddle - honestly."
"Honestly? What happened?"
"I had to bash them unconscious with my school satchel," said Ruth.
"Well, you can still come up and see us anytime, but leave your satchel behind."

Span No 243 - November 1974

Wanda Liddell

Gone Blonde

Take a note, chaps. Your latest favourite glamour bird WANDA LIDDELL has gone blonde. We thought we'd tell you in case you missed her when she was passing by in Bond Street.
Wanda, from Canada, wears her blonde look on alternate days, and this so confuses the stage manager of the theatre where she works that he thinks he's going colour-blind.
Of course, if he kept his eye on her shape instead of her hair, he'd know who she was to the last inch.
Wanda measures 38-24-36, and you can't get confused about that. You can get excited, naturally-who wouldn't?
But don't get confused or you'll never get a grip on your ambitions.

Spick No 262 - September 1975

Lynn Remmer

Brightening Up The Files

As it won't be long before LYNN REMMER leaves college to take a job in the humming corridors of commerce, she thought she'd have a practice run round the offices of the firm which has promised her a lucrative nine-to fiver with prospects.

Lynn didn't actually do any work, she just wanted to make contact with the atmosphere, but her presence brightened up the files no end.

The general duties junior, Herbert, can hardly wait for her to take up her position as Mr. Mortimer's assistant sales secretary, which means that Lynn will have to watch Herbert.

Herbert will certainly be watching Lynn.

Span No 243 - November 1974

Barbara Payne

Going Grecian

With us at the moment but all set to go Grecian is BARBARA PAYNE, a very enchanting example of how to look lovely without hardly trying.

Barbara is a nurse in London and has a boyfriend in Greece. She met him when she was on holiday there. There was a kind of click, a spark as mutual excitement induced electricity and an invitation to pause in the sun and sip a Greek aperitif.

Back in London, Barbara realised she was madly in love, so she has now applied for a nursing position in a Greek hospital and is waiting impatiently for the official answer. As a Grecian nurse she will be so much nearer to her Grecian Adonis.

"Well, he's not actually Adonis," said Barbara, "he's Thermistopholes Constanation."

Sounds fun.

Span No 243 - November 1974

Greta Berry

Now Look Out For Greta

A new and extremely charming pin-up girl we have just discovered is GRETA BERRY.

Here are just a couple of pics of Greta as a kind of introductory tableau that will put you in the mood for more, unless you've gore off beauty and taken up wallpapering.

If you've got more sense than to do anything as stupid as exchanging true joy for sticky wallpaper, then look out in future issues for features on Greta, and we guarantee you'll love her.

Beautiful Britons No 184 - March 1971