Here are four different dollies. You can make up your own minds as to which one you want to dream about.
For a frilly start, this is MOLLY McGREGOR of Edinburgh, a quite delicious example of a bonny Scot.
Next is housewife ANN CUNNINGHAM, caught behind the telly.
Next to her is CLEO SIMMONS, glamour girl of Essex.
Lastly SALLY SMITH, university student who is studying biology, history and music.
There was the floor to dean up after Uncle Perce had been. He's a chain- smoker and never uses an ash tray. He'd called on KIM WEST to talk to her about bringing him back a cane rocking chair when she went to Madeira, and he flung his cigarette ash all over the place.
So, Kim had to get down to some floor-sweeping.
Not having yet reached an age or a state where domesticity is utter bliss, Kim didn't exactly rush at it. But she looked ever so pretty when she was operative, don't you think?
It’s not the first time we’ve featured gay JANE McKAY, who always turns up at regular intervals with a smile. Jane has something to smile about. She’s young, she’s pretty, she’s popular with the boys, and she’s earning lots of money as a shorthand-typist.
Always glamorous, Jane is proud of her trim figure, which looks good whether she’s wearing a sweater or a bolero. Jane works in the City of London and does the occasional pin-up modelling for us partly for the fun of it and partly for the pin money. The latter helps towards her wardrobe and her annual vacation.
Jane has lots of friends, gets lots of laughs out of life, and is really as lively as a porpoise. Maybe a porpoise can do more tricks in the water, but no porpoise looks as good!
Obviously, there's a touch of the mysterious east about CAROLE SEFTON, who hails from Bradford, where there's a lot of wool about.
That's nice about the wool. One needs it in the winter up there. One needs it all over in any winter. As for that lovely almond-eyed look of Carole's, the fact is her mother is Chinese and her father is English. Carole is eighteen right now and works for a mail order firm.
She's very athletic, likes a gymnasium and adores swimming. She's a flasher in the water which means she can go. She also has lovely teeth, very useful to bite any audacious wolves with. They have them in Bradford too, you know.
Carole represents the best of both parents which shows what can develop from a good mix.
Blonde dolly from Dorset is SAMANTHA BOND, with curvy vitalistics that add up to 37-24-37. Those inches constitute a shape that's dreamy in a bikini.
Samantha's also dreamy about travelling.
Faraway places are her idea of excitement and culture. Some girls only go overseas to soak up the sun and wiggle provocatively in the pools.
Samantha likes to see things and do things. New York, Sydney, Rome, Hawaii, Istanbul and Athens, she's thinking of them all and looking forward to seeing them all.
Nothing pleases RACHAEL DAWSON more than outdoor activities, and we don't mean being chased over Bournemouth beach by adventurous young male visitors who want her autograph.
Rachael is a lover of outdoor sports like tennis, swimming, riding and netball. That's why she's so vital and glowing, and while you regard physical jerks as nutcases dedicated to getting musclebound, Rachael regards them as purely health-giving exercises that keep a girl fit enough to jump a five barred gate without any help from a horse.
Rachael is twenty-two, a green-eyed blonde who works as a typist, and whose sporting activities keep her curvy but trim at 36-22-36.
Northumbria was once an ancient and independent kingdom. Now it’s just the county of Northumberland.
But it still has its rivers and lakes and hills and dales and its hardy people and its flora and fauna.
It also has its blondes and its brunettes. The Northumbrian men are sort of tickled about that. Typical of the blondes who make the place look well worth a long stay for lovers of natural beauty is JACKIE BOLAM. Jackie is nineteen and measures 35-22-34. She’s a typist who likes best of all to browse around among the Northumbrian antique shops. That’s a change from spending all day Saturday listening to the Beatles.
And, we also have another typically fascinating Northumbrian brunette, JANET PAYNE. Janet is twenty-two. She likes swimming, she loves dancing and she’s dead keen on driving fast cars. She works in a departmental store and her statistics measure up to 36-24-36.
Fred let’s go up to Northumbria for the weekend.
Okay, said Fred, I’ll bring the wife too.
Let’s stay home, Fred.
They’re not just for show, after all. They’re not just to catch the eye. As the top pop disc illustrated, boots are made for walking.
Wearing this here pair is UTA LEVKA, as Continental as gateau or langouste. Black Boots, black mac and white stockings may have originated in King’s Road, Chelsea, but Uta thinks they’re just right in the Place de la Concorde. We asked her how many miles a day she walked in them their boots.
At which Uta raised her Continental eyebrows and said she used taxis to take her wherever she wanted to go. Otherwise, she said, her feet began to hurt.
Efficient secretaries who are also a dream to look at don't grow on trees, you know. In these days of booming business and walloping great office blocks, there aren't enough of them to go round.
One lucky boss is counting his blessings. His secretary is ANNE DAWES, blue-eyed golden girl. Anne is twenty-two, five feet five and symmetrically vitalistic at 36-23-36. With her in competent charge of things the boss could go off and play golf every day. But he never does.
You wouldn't, either, would you?
People who prefer bedding down under the railway arches or rusticating in Bloomsbury turn their noses up at suburban dwellers.
However, that doesn't make suburban dwellers less photogenic than freak-outs, and here's a housewife from the southern suburbs of London to prove it.
PATRICIA CHARLES is no humdrum cabbage, she's cute, vital and groovy.
To start with her measurements, add up to 36-23-36 and that's lovely and vital. And if any non-conforming freak-out can look as photogenic as this when answering the phone, we've been scandalously misinformed by all the relevant media.
If you saw CRYSTAL FARMER go by in her lace-up boots you'd think she was better than a Christmas pantomime.
Crystal was out in the country on this occasion and country boys were doing a lot of goggling. Most of the really dynamic birds inhabit the towns these days and country boys feel a bit deprived. Once upon a time they had rosy-cheeked milkmaids to chat up over the churns, but now the cows are all plugged in to vibrating electricity. Next it'll all be done by computers, and if the cows kick and the nuts and bolts go flying, serve the boffins right.
Crystal likes the country. She's one of nature's birds. Make a lovely milkmaid, she would.
"Oh, those good old days," said Clara.
Who's Clara?
Just a nostalgic cow we know.
The beauty of many things is in their brevity, like wit and April showers. And like the mini, especially the mini worn by Kent girl JUDI BATTY.
One thing the mini has done for sure is to convince us that British girls have lovely legs and if they ever try to cover them up again, well organise a protest march that’ll stretch from here to Blackpool Tower.
Yes, something has gone astray. It's only a skirt. There was very little of it, just a brief mini.
Even so, ANNA CLARE did miss it. This Middlesex girl didn't feel she could catch her country bus home unless she found it. People would look. Be surprising if they didn't.
Anyway, Anna looked quite delightful as she moved around the woods in search of her skirt. She found it up a tree in the end.
If you're suffering from a surfeit of monumental ineptitude on the part of the erk who looks after your filing system, try giving him or her a monumental talking to.
It probably won't do any good as he or she is almost certain to be only there for the money. It's better to make a clean break before the whole office assumes the look of a paper mill in eruption.
"That's it, then, Perkins my girl, you can take a week's notice from today".
"Oh sir, but why?"
"Because you're useless, girl, useless."
"What d’you want for twelve pounds a week, then, a computer?"
It's shriekingly unbearable when they're not only useless but saucy as well. Your best bet is to look around for someone like GRETA BERRY. Greta is a lovely office clerk who brings efficiency to the scene, to say nothing of charm. She's a twenty-year-old dolly with the longest, loveliest legs that get her around the office like a flowing dream.
